Andy Alkaline
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Posted on 10/05/05 at 12:11:31 GMT |
Alexa RSS Feeds list.
I saw one rss feed there that will show the top 5 searches. Right now, those are:
demi moore
giant squid
don adams
melania knauss
yahoo site explorer
It would attract a lot untargeted traffic if someone typed those don to an article, or a forum message. I have heard of Demi Moore, she was in a movie with Robert Redford. She is probably most famous for a different movie called StripTease where she didn't don her clothes. Melania Knauss might have been in the movie, but I somehow doubt it. I don t really even know Melania Knauss.. well, what I melania to say is, I have never *heard* of Melania Krauss, not that I would know Melania Krauss because if she's a top mover and a shaker then Melania Krauss is probably a very famous person, even moore famous than I. Perhaps a level of fame equivalent to Don Adams, who I have indeed heard of bemoore today, but also after today I'm sure I'll hear moore about him.
He has a twin brother named Don Adams. They had a giant squid for a pet as a child. The twin brother of Don Adams also had a giant squid. Come to think of it, I think each giant squid was a twin of the other giant squid. A Giant squid has a lot of arms, much moore than humans. You know about all those arms? If you adams all up, you'd get 16 of them, or even moore if they were exposed to radiation and forgot to don radiation suits.
The moore radiation one is exposed to, the moore mutated a giant squid or a Demi Moore will become. Althought we call the giant squid arms, "arms", they are more like "*giant squid* arms" though, not "*human* arms". We still like to call them "arms" though, in spite of their lack of humanity.
Do you know what else has a lot of arms? Yahoo. Yes, the Yahoo site. They seem to have their hands into everything moore and moore these days. I like to explore the yahoo site. You could call me a yahoo site explorer because I find it fascinating what Yahoo has their giant squid arms into these days. They just keep getting moore and moore richer.
If I had giant squid arms, the hands on the end of my giant squid arms would be into not only the pants of Demi Moore, but also whatever Melania Knauss likes to don (probably clothing) unless Don Adams were in the room, then I doubt I could utilize my giant squid talents and would be unable to peform for moore than a few moore seconds, so I'd wind up going back to my non-paid job of being a yahoo site explorer and feeling moore depressed because of how many paychecks I get compared to money I make from them. The paychecks, you see, if I adams all up, it's not a giant amount, but only ten cents. I usually just have the bank convert the ten cents into a demi because even thought it's only a demi, I save up till I have 10 of them. If I adams up, I get a buck; or I could get melania pennies, or melania pieces of the cheap gum, or one can of giant squid or tuna. I like tuna.
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